Thu 12 Mar ∞ Permalink
“No, I’m fine to drive. Seriously, I’ll just go slow. Oh no, there’s a tr-“

“No, I’m fine to drive. Seriously, I’ll just go slow. Oh no, there’s a tr-“

Wed 11 Mar ∞ Permalink
THE BEST T-SHIRT EVER.

THE BEST T-SHIRT EVER.

Tue 10 Mar ∞ Permalink
Get a grip, jerkoff.

Get a grip, jerkoff.

Mon 09 Mar ∞ Permalink
Pass the pico de gallo!

Pass the pico de gallo!

Fri 06 Mar ∞ Permalink
Wow, you are dead as shit.

Wow, you are dead as shit.

Thu 05 Mar ∞ Permalink
What are you praying for, God to reach out of the sky and grant you a lightning bolt through your face?

What are you praying for, God to reach out of the sky and grant you a lightning bolt through your face?

Wed 04 Mar ∞ Permalink
Good luck getting adopted, idiot. I would rather play with your dumb-looking invisible soccer ball than even think about petting you.

Good luck getting adopted, idiot. I would rather play with your dumb-looking invisible soccer ball than even think about petting you.