What are you praying for, God to reach out of the sky and grant you a lightning bolt through your face?
Good luck getting adopted, idiot. I would rather play with your dumb-looking invisible soccer ball than even think about petting you.
This was just adorable until the stupid toy got caught in the pup’s windpipe at 4am. Then it became even more adorable.
Sometimes I am convinced DailyDeadPuppy.com would be 10x better if it were BroodingAnimalsThatWantToDie.com.