Pass the pico de gallo!

Pass the pico de gallo!

Wow, you are dead as shit.

Wow, you are dead as shit.

What are you praying for, God to reach out of the sky and grant you a lightning bolt through your face?

What are you praying for, God to reach out of the sky and grant you a lightning bolt through your face?

Good luck getting adopted, idiot. I would rather play with your dumb-looking invisible soccer ball than even think about petting you.

Good luck getting adopted, idiot. I would rather play with your dumb-looking invisible soccer ball than even think about petting you.

This little miscarriage is best served medium rare.

This little miscarriage is best served medium rare.

This was just adorable until the stupid toy got caught in the pup’s windpipe at 4am. Then it became even more adorable.

This was just adorable until the stupid toy got caught in the pup’s windpipe at 4am. Then it became even more adorable.

Sometimes I am convinced DailyDeadPuppy.com would be 10x better if it were BroodingAnimalsThatWantToDie.com.

Sometimes I am convinced DailyDeadPuppy.com would be 10x better if it were BroodingAnimalsThatWantToDie.com.