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From Matt G.
This puppy was born with a heart-shaped pattern in its fur. Unfortunately it was actually a symptom of the cancer.
Are you motherfucking kidding me? I was very confused as to what you were doing in there. Unfortunately for you, I have a bad habit of breaking an itty, bitty little spine each time I get confused.
I suppose I could have let you know of this quirk in advance, but we can play that “what if” game all day. Nothing will repair your itty, bitty little spine now.
Do you really need a reason why this dog killed itself? If you’re already looking at dailydeadpuppy.com, I think the fact that it is dead is about all you need.
Are you serious, piglet? Giving those dead puppies an ounce of attention is why the terrorists hate us. You’re feeding right into it.
“Listen sweetie. When we said you could pick out a new pupppy, we were sort of hoping you would pick one that was still breathing.”
Try again, idiot.
