Thu 22 Jan ∞ Permalink
I know what you’re thinking: “Look at that adorable little canine sunning itself in the grass. Awwwwww!” Well let me tell you that you could not be more wrong. It is not asleep. It is dead. It is dead from a massive heart attack after not moving out of this position for the better part of its miserable 8 year life. Good riddance, fatty.

I know what you’re thinking: “Look at that adorable little canine sunning itself in the grass. Awwwwww!”

Well let me tell you that you could not be more wrong. It is not asleep. It is dead. It is dead from a massive heart attack after not moving out of this position for the better part of its miserable 8 year life.

Good riddance, fatty.