Mon 26 Jan ∞ Permalink
Don’t even begin to look at me, Ugly. You are THIS close to dying. I’m surprised you don’t have coronary heart disease as we speak. Wait, what am I talking about? Due to your ghastly BMI, you can’t even move your flabby little jaw. You’ll be dead in a matter of minutes.

Don’t even begin to look at me, Ugly. You are THIS close to dying. I’m surprised you don’t have coronary heart disease as we speak.

Wait, what am I talking about? Due to your ghastly BMI, you can’t even move your flabby little jaw. You’ll be dead in a matter of minutes.