Daily Dead Puppy

OD’d on snuggling.

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:06:20 -0500

OD’d on snuggling.

Hey Dead Puppy Fanatics!

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:59:50 -0500

This site wouldn’t be here without you! Just kidding, I do all the work and you just sit...

Not even GIggles here could avoid the Swine Flu.

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:55:12 -0500

Not even GIggles here could avoid the Swine Flu.

DailyDeadPuppy is now accepting group members. If you would like to act as a periodic contributor to...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:19:08 -0500

DailyDeadPuppy is now accepting group members. If you would like to act as a periodic contributor to...

“No, I’m fine to drive. Seriously, I’ll just...

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:45:11 -0500

“No, I’m fine to drive. Seriously, I’ll just go slow. Oh no, there’s a tr-“

THE BEST T-SHIRT EVER.

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:24:15 -0500

THE BEST T-SHIRT EVER.

Get a grip, jerkoff.

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Get a grip, jerkoff.

Pass the pico de gallo!

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:27:27 -0500

Pass the pico de gallo!

Wow, you are dead as shit.

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0600

Wow, you are dead as shit.

What are you praying for, God to reach out of the sky and grant...

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:47:05 -0600

What are you praying for, God to reach out of the sky and grant you a lightning bolt through your face?

Good luck getting adopted, idiot. I would rather play with your...

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:42:06 -0600

Good luck getting adopted, idiot. I would rather play with your dumb-looking invisible soccer ball than even think about petting you.

This little miscarriage is best served medium rare.

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 10:06:45 -0600

This little miscarriage is best served medium rare.

This was just adorable until the stupid toy got caught in the...

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:06:44 -0600

This was just adorable until the stupid toy got caught in the pup’s windpipe at 4am. Then it became even more adorable.

Sometimes I am convinced DailyDeadPuppy.com would be 10x better...

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:06:42 -0600

Sometimes I am convinced DailyDeadPuppy.com would be 10x better if it were BroodingAnimalsThatWantToDie.com.

From Matt G. This puppy was born with a heart-shaped pattern in...

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:06:42 -0600

From Matt G.

This puppy was born with a heart-shaped pattern in its fur. Unfortunately it was actually a symptom of the cancer.

Are you motherfucking kidding me? I was very confused as to what...

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:06:00 -0600

Are you motherfucking kidding me? I was very confused as to what you were doing in there. Unfortunately for you, I have a bad habit of breaking an itty, bitty little spine each time I get confused.

I suppose I could have let you know of this quirk in advance, but we can play that “what if” game all day. Nothing will repair your itty, bitty little spine now.

DAMN IT.

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:06:42 -0600

DAMN IT.

Put your fucking ear down.

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:06:41 -0600

Put your fucking ear down.

Do you really need a reason why this dog killed itself? If...

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:06:42 -0600

Do you really need a reason why this dog killed itself? If you’re already looking at dailydeadpuppy.com, I think the fact that it is dead is about all you need.

Are you serious, piglet? Giving those dead puppies an ounce of...

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:06:42 -0600

Are you serious, piglet? Giving those dead puppies an ounce of attention is why the terrorists hate us. You’re feeding right into it.